Story of making my brownie in an hour
Monday, March 31 '

Story of making my brownie in an hour

Okay This will be a gross post.
I going to talk about shitting in chinese we call it da bian. For pingting it will be brownie.
So to make the post less gross. I will call shit as brownie!!

I woke up at 12 plus nearly 1, actually i can sleep much longer but Mister.B called.
Then i drag myself up to pass my phone to my mum as Mister.B have something to ask my Mommy. After that, i feel myself having a stomach ache. Which means i have to go to make brownie. I sit at the toilet bowl for like 15 mins, i can feel my brownie is coming ou but it just stuck there. I so angry that i keep pushing it out(you know using force), but i think is too big that's why can't!! After pushing i find it not coming out. So i wash up and squeeze the brownie back.
I was in great pain and i lie on my mum's bed. I didn't want to move as i have o concentrate to sqeeze my brownie in. Afterall i can't take it. And so i return back to the toilet bowl and continue. This time round, the pain is even BIGGER!! Force is out many times but it just can't work. Stupid brownie!! Then, again i squeeze it back, but is much more difficult now and i need to use more strength to do it.
Again i lie on my mum's bed. Then call Mister.B for help. Crying in pain. Then my sister also help me by giving me water.
After resting and all the crying, i went back and continue my most "difficult" task.
I listen to Mister.B about letting the brownie come out smoothly but at the end of it, i give it a right force to push it out.

HURRAY!! I did it!! A sudden excitement and also exhaustion!

I know is weird to blog this, but it's one that i really wanna share as the total time i took to make a brownie is 1hour.
Don't you find it ridiculous!!

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